In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.