In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.