I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.