I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
Miamiโs like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So weโre gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.