I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.