It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.

Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.