I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.
Pauly ShoreI want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
Pauly ShoreI'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.
Pauly ShoreI think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
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