I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.
That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.