My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.

My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.