Everywhere I go, people know who I am.

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.