Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's why we're on top of the game now because we were born in it.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.