My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?