It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

I didn't learn for years that you generally find your Self after you quit looking for it.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up.