Life is so very simple when you have no facts to confuse you.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

The same fire that hardens the egg will melt the butter; and much depends on the personality type, whether you customarily rise to a challenge or whether you sink. For as long as I can remember, I have been a sinker. One challenge, and I drop like a rock.

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

On their return from a trip, it is wise to see friends promptly, before they've had time to get their pictures developed.

People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who don't cook out of and have NEVER cooked out of THE I HATE TO COOK BOOK, and the other kind...The I HATE TO COOK people consist mainly of those who find other things more interesting and less fattening, and so they do it as seldom as possible. Today there is an Annual Culinary Olympics, with hundreds of cooks from many countries ardently competing. But we who hate to cook have had our own Olympics for years, seeing who can get out of the kitchen the fastest and stay out the longest.