People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

It isn't surprising that many children consider their parents to be a little dim, and that they sometimes try to update them. The fact that they don't usually try too hard is just as well; a thoroughly updated parent is an unappetizing sight.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.