There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

One of the loveliest things about being grown up is the knowledge that never again will I have to go through the miserable business of performing in Mrs. Smedley's Annual Piano Recital at McKinleyville's First Presbyterian Church.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up.