When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.

Some people collect paperweights, or pre-Columbian figures, or old masters, or young mistresses, or tombstone rubbings, or five-minute recipes, or any of a thousand other things... My own collection is sunrises; and I find that they have their advantages. Sunrises are usually handsome, they can't possibly be dusted, and they take only a little room, so long as it has a window to see them from.