When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

the most all-around, practical, long-wearing illusions are the ones that you weave yourself.

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.

a celebrity is someone who no longer does the things that made him a celebrity.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.