When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.

I didn't learn for years that you generally find your Self after you quit looking for it.

But let me say this about learning experiences: they're weird. Or put it this way: what you learn from a learning experience is generally something else.

I recently adopted for my own a good motto I saw somewhere, on a barroom mirror or possibly a washroom wall: 'The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted.' I think I'll have that printed some day on a T-shirt or the bedroom ceiling.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

Mothers always think you are working either too hard or not hard enough.

travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.