People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.
Mothers always think you are working either too hard or not hard enough.
... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.
It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.
a celebrity is someone who no longer does the things that made him a celebrity.
Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.