Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.

On their return from a trip, it is wise to see friends promptly, before they've had time to get their pictures developed.

... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.

forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.