... parents embarrass their children probably more than the other way around. I don't know why we should blush so hard for our parents -- we didn't rear them -- and yet we do.
Mothers always think you are working either too hard or not hard enough.
Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.