Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.
forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.
It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.
Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else.
a celebrity is someone who no longer does the things that made him a celebrity.
Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.