'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.