'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

Thou shalt not take anything on faith

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.