'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Those people flying the plane were very good, very pious, truly faithful believers. There's no other way to paint them. Of course, they are extremists by definition, but they certainly aren't going against Islam in any real way.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.