I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.