Everyday is an atheist holiday.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen.

I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.

It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.