You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that, well, it’s not really worth telling them this because it would make it socially awkward. . . . How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?