You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that, well, it’s not really worth telling them this because it would make it socially awkward. . . . How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

Read everything and be kind.

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.