I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.