I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.