I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.