If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.