If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don't need religion.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.