I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.