Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about gaming or 20th century classical music, you can't do it in five minutes. You can't listen to 'The Rite of Spring' once and understand what Stravinsky was all about.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.