Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.