Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.

Make deals with people, not paper.

I'm an amazing mama's boy.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.