Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

Thou shalt not take anything on faith

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

This I believe: I believe there is no God.