I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!