I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.

Make deals with people, not paper.