It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant to know that there's no omniscient, omnipotent prime mover in the universe who loves you personally. It's not sad to feel that life and the love of your real friends and family is more than enough to make life worth living. Isn't it much sadder to feel that there is a more important love required than the love of the people who have chosen to spend their limited time with you?

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.