We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.