We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to go. Some people think wind is the way to go. And there's always balances on that.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.