We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.

There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.