There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.