There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

If the bible were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and quotable phrases but there's no plot, no structure, a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are painfully one dimensional. Whatever you do, don't read the bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.