If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about gaming or 20th century classical music, you can't do it in five minutes. You can't listen to 'The Rite of Spring' once and understand what Stravinsky was all about.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.