If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say 'Shut up.'

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.