I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

The medium is not the message - the message is the message.