I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.