I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.