I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.
Penn JillettePeople like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.
Penn JilletteFor the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.
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