I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.