I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.