Make deals with people, not paper.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

This I believe: I believe there is no God.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.