Make deals with people, not paper.

Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more of it.

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.