There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have the strength left to call out for help. At that point don't expect one of your friends to jump into the water, if you've spent most of your life instructing them to mind their own business.
Perry BrassOscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot the third way: we finally see the cost of getting it.
Perry BrassThere are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.
Perry BrassHave hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
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