There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have the strength left to call out for help. At that point don't expect one of your friends to jump into the water, if you've spent most of your life instructing them to mind their own business.

Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as satisfying as the most middle-rate painting.

Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously.

Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.