To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

Clothes do not make the man; friends and engagement with life do.

Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about you to make you feel so specially inferior to any other jerk?

Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They give an amazing number of geeks things to talk about. In the old days we settled for, "Hello, how are you?

Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously.