To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

Learn the absolute pleasure of kindness.

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.

Remember that that "rude awakening" which your parents and well-meaning relatives threatened you with as a kid is better than no awakening at all.

Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.

Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They give an amazing number of geeks things to talk about. In the old days we settled for, "Hello, how are you?

Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this.