Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile.

Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.

Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?

Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about you to make you feel so specially inferior to any other jerk?

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

Be reckless in your intensities.