There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth.

Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.