Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.

There may be a point in your life in which you are drowning so fast and fighting it so furiously that you don't have the strength left to call out for help. At that point don't expect one of your friends to jump into the water, if you've spent most of your life instructing them to mind their own business.

Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

Learn the absolute pleasure of kindness.

Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.

Clothes do not make the man; friends and engagement with life do.