The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth.

Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

Perhaps success should not mean that you have nothing to say to anyone, no time for anybody, and not a moment left in your calendar for someone whom you might suddenly realize you love.

Ageism is the racism of the gay world. We really believe that age-and all of our fears that it carries-will "rub off" on us, the way that racists once believed blackness would.

Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.

Realize that the banality around us that passes as "hipness" or "mass culture" is as satisfying as "mass food"-only it comes in much more unappetizing portions.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.