The most beautiful man in the world says everything with his eyes, and the rest with his hands and mouth.

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.

Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?

There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot the third way: we finally see the cost of getting it.