The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.
Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?
Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.
Be reckless in your intensities.
Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They give an amazing number of geeks things to talk about. In the old days we settled for, "Hello, how are you?