The most amazing thing about young men is how invisible they were to you when you were young. It is also the most poignant.

Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.

Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it.

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.

Be reckless in your intensities.

Perhaps success should not mean that you have nothing to say to anyone, no time for anybody, and not a moment left in your calendar for someone whom you might suddenly realize you love.