There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

I prefer the "tackiest" person in the world to the stylish person who has no tact.

Try to dwell on the people you'd like to love, instead of all the people you do loathe.

Sports (and the often barely withheld violence around them) have become one of the few modern ways to connect with strangers. They give an amazing number of geeks things to talk about. In the old days we settled for, "Hello, how are you?

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.