There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.

I prefer the "tackiest" person in the world to the stylish person who has no tact.

The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they simply constructed a fake mummy made from old strips of linen wrapped around a dummy of mud. If, in our modern world, you feel that there are a lot of "mud mummies" around you, get rid of the mud.

Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing, for others . . . it is drowning.

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.