There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.

Wanting someone so much that his very presence takes your breath away is one of the most thrilling happenings in life. Not getting him in no way diminishes this.

The Egyptians had a particularly nasty way of getting rid of people they felt had no consequence. Instead of embalming them, they simply constructed a fake mummy made from old strips of linen wrapped around a dummy of mud. If, in our modern world, you feel that there are a lot of "mud mummies" around you, get rid of the mud.

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

Clothes do not make the man; friends and engagement with life do.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.