The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

Get out of your house in the middle of a rainstorm, get soaked in it, and then strip down-to nothing but a smile.

The most amazing thing about young men is how invisible they were to you when you were young. It is also the most poignant.

Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously.

We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us.