Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about you to make you feel so specially inferior to any other jerk?

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.

Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even seeing again. In other words, a conversation just for the civilized hell of it.

Take up something that you know will never bring you any returns except pleasure-in other words, allow yourself to live the way brilliant eighteenth century courtesans lived. Don't be afraid of having a decorative life, even if all the decorations come from you.

There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.

Hold the door for an old man. Old ladies can take care of themselves; they've been doing it long enough.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.