I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with judges. *

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.