I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.

I would like to like to make one thing clear at the very outset and that is, when you speak of a train robbery, this involved no loss of train, merely what I like to call the contents of the train, which were pilfered. We haven't lost a train since 1946, I believe it was - the year of the great snows when we mislaid a small one.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

All right, you great git, you've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways, aircraft, television, automobiles, advertising, plastic flowers, frozen food and supersonic bangs. I'll make it so noisy and disgusting that even you'll be ashamed of yourself! No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.