I didn't know dirty words could be done that artfully.
The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.
I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.
Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.
Job was what you'd technically describe as a loony.
All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with judges. *